Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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