Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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