stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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