Its about making memories worth repressing
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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