you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The feeling are messing with the penis
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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