What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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