is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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