And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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