when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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