No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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