whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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