If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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