Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
