I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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