My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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