One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize