hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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