were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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