Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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