he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I smell like Dick and happiness
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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