I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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