can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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