OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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