Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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