he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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