I should be sponsored by Trojan
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
