I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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