Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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