I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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