Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You need Xanax blowdarts
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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