I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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