Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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