yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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