You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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