just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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