I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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