i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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