Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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