I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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