I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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