Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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