BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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