GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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