just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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