she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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