I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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