It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We're too hungover to prance.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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