3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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