chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Semen is not good for contacts.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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