i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
ok first of all what the fuck
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