STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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