Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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