Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
it's great music for shaving your balls
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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