Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Randomize
